one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee
The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself
AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM
HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED
I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.
it literally can not get cuter than this
I will always reblog Angry Dad Cat
A SINK FULL OF BLUES. I AM ASQUEE
"Have kids they said. It’ll be the best thing you ever did they said…"
- person who never had cats: cats are egoists and never give you love
- cat owner: cats are big baby nerds
Today I came across a wi-fi connection called ‘Hogwarts’
I decided I would hack my first wi-fi
I put in ‘alohomora’